Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha: Themes test questions - CCEA

1

Read this extract.

Snails and slugs were gastropods; they had stomach feet. I poured salt on a slug. I could see the torture and agony. I picked him up with the trowel and gave him a decent burial. The real name for soccer was association football. Association football was played with a round ball on a rectangular pitch by two sides of eleven people. The object is to score goals, i.e. force the ball into the opponents’ goal, which is formed by two upright posts upon which is mounted a crossbar. I learned this off by heart. I liked it. It didn’t sound like rules; it sounded cheeky. The biggest score ever was Arbroath 36, Bon Accord 0. Joe Payne scored the most goals, ten of them, for Luton in 1936. Geronimo was the last of the renegade Apaches.

How do we know from reading this extract that Paddy is a child?

2

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Vienna roll was the best for making hosts, when it was fresh. You didn’t have to wet it. Batch wasn’t bad either but ordinary sliced bread was useless. It kept springing back up. It was hard to tear the hosts into perfect round shapes. I used a penny from my ma’s purse. I told my ma I was taking it in case she saw me. I pressed the penny real hard into the flat bread and sometimes the shape came up with the penny. My hosts tasted nicer than the real ones. I left them on the windowsill for two days and they got hard like the real ones but they didn’t taste nice anymore. I wondered was it a sin for me to be making them. I didn’t think so. One of the hosts on the windowsill went mouldy; that was a sin, letting that happen. I said one Hail Mary and four Our Fathers, because I preferred the Our Fathers to the Hail Mary and it was longer and better. I said them to myself in the shed in the dark.

What theme does this passage highlight?

3

Paddy and his friends can be violent and cruel, particularly to Paddy’s little brother, Sinbad. In one incident they force lighter fuel into his mouth and light it.

During this incident what annoys Paddy?

4

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Our dinner wasn’t ready and Sinbad had left one of his shoes back in the building site. We’d been told never to play there so he told our ma that he didn’t know where it was. She smacked the back of his legs. She held onto his arm but he still kept ahead of her so she wasn’t really getting him properly. He still cried though, and she stopped.

Sinbad was a great crier.

- You’re costing me a blessed fortune, she told Sinbad.

She was nearly crying as well.

She said we’d have to go out and find the shoe after dinner, the both of us, because I was supposed to have been looking after him.

How can we tell that the Clarke family didn’t have a lot of money?

5

Early in the book we learn that Liam and Aidan O’Connell have lost their mother, and that their father gives them crisp sandwiches for lunch. Paddy thinks this sounds great, but when he gets crisp sandwiches he isn’t so happy. Why not?

6

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If your pony was healthy his skin was loose and flexible and if he was sick his skin was tight and hard. The television was invented by John Logie Baird in 1926. He was from Scotland. The clouds that had rain in them were usually called nimbostratus. The capital of San Marino was San Marino. Jesse Owens won four gold medals in the 1936 Olympics and Hitler hated black men and the Olympics were in Berlin that year and Jesse Owens was a black man and Berlin was the capital of Germany. I knew all these things. I read them all.

Paddy Clarke sits in the middle of the class, not at the best desk, so he is not considered to be one of the smarter students in his class. How do we know from this passage that the Irish education system has let him down, and in particular his teacher has not encouraged him?

7

One theme of the book is growing up, and we see Paddy become more mature by the end of the book as he learns hard lessons about life.

“A year after that I knew that it wasn’t George Best’s real autograph at all; it was only printing and my da was a liar.”

What sad lesson does this quote show us that Paddy is starting to learn?

8

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I looked at Sinbad. He was just my little brother. I hated him. He never wiped his nose. He cried. He wet the bed. He got away with not eating his dinner. He had to wear specs with one black lens. He ran to get the ball. No one else did that. They all waited for it to come to them. He went through them all, no bother. He was brilliant. He wasn’t selfish like most fellas who could dribble. It was weird, looking at him. It was great, and I wanted to kill him. You couldn’t be proud of your little brother.

How is this example different from Paddy’s usual stories about Sinbad?

9

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We’d laughed then, when we’d watched Smiffy running away like he was ducking bullets because he couldn’t straighten his back. No one laughed now though. Liam walked away towards the gap in the new wire fence. It was getting dark now. Liam walked carefully. We could hear him snuffling. I wanted to go with him.

- Ciúnas the Mighty killed your mother!

Kevin had both arms stretched up. I looked over at Aidan; she was his mother as well. He stayed where he was. He was looking at the fire. I watched. He stayed that way. I’d take my punishment now, for the same reason that Aidan was staying. It was good being in the circle, better than where Liam was going.

Why do the boys stay there and let Kevin hit them with a poker?

10

The Clarke family are working class and don’t have a lot of money, but they aren’t as poor as some other families. How does Paddy’s mother react when he calls the people in the Corporation houses “slum scum”?