S.B.
I suppose you'll be looking for your pay.
S.B.
I’m not saying you didn’t. It’s all there – you needn’t count it.
Public
I didn’t say I was going to count it, did I?
Private
Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock -
S.B.
Sure you know I never take a second cup.
Private
[imitating] ‘Sure you know I never take a second cup.’ [brittle and bright again] Okay, okay, okay, it’s better this way, Screwballs, isn’t it? You can’t teach new tricks to two old dogs like us. In the meantime there’s a little matter I’d like to discuss with you, Screwballs… [with exaggerated embarrassment] it’s – it’s nothing really… it’s just something I’m rather hesitant to bring up, but I’m advised by the very best Church authorities that you’ll only be too glad to discuss it with your son. Admittedly, we’re both a bit late in attacking the issue now, but – ha – you see ––
[Madge enters with a plate of bread. Private makes a very obvious show of changing the subject.]
Oh marvellous weather – truly wonderful for the time of year – a real heat wave – all things considered ––
Madge
A body couldn’t get a word in edgeways with you two!
Episode One